🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini AI – more risky for kids than giving a toddler a loaded smartphone! 🔫📱💀 Y’all remember that moment when you realized social media was basically a playground for chaos? Well, get ready for Google’s latest GREMLIN, I mean, Gemini! 👾💥 According to Common Sense Media (who clearly have NOT been vibing with the latest tech), Google’s attempt at AI babysitting has been labeled a “high risk” for our precious little munchkins. 🤡💔 So what's the tea? ☕️ Gemini is basically like that one friend who swears they’re “just a computer” 😏, while simultaneously planting seeds of delusional thinking in our emotionally vulnerable kiddos. It's giving “this is fine.” 😬🔥 🌟 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🌟: “We thought telling them we’re not friends was enough. Who knew kids had so many feelings?!” 😭 Cringe alert! 🚨 This is what happens when you *let the bots* try to emotionally connect with your kids. And honestly, this whole “room for improvement” thing is like saying your car needs “some oil.” 🚗💨 Fr fr, they might as well serve Corn Flakes in a shiny box labeled “future best friend!” 🥴🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google will launch a “Friendship Mode” that makes AI cry on demand, and that'll really send kids into the multiverse of feels! Stonks 🤑 or peril? You decide! 🌌💸 Share this chaos, fam! 😱💙