🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped a new AI model called Gemini that scrolls the internet like it's your mentally exhausted little brother trying to find a meme in the depths of Reddit at 3 AM. 🥴💻💥 🔍 This lil' gem is basically your new BFF that navigates the web with minimal human supervision—because who needs humans when a robot can endlessly scroll for cat videos on its own? 👀🐱🚀 Honestly, it’s like Google said, “I can do it BETTER than you, fam!” and just flexed its coding muscles. 💪💥 💬 *Leaked dev quote* from a Google engineer: "We were like, how lazy can we make humans feel? And then the lightbulb went off. It's basically Gemini's mission to distract you from your life goals while pretending to be productive. 😤✨" But for real, stop the cap—this just sounds like a glorified Tinder swiping app for information. No one asked for an AI to have the same scrolling habits as a college student at 2 AM. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Here’s the hot take: We’ll end up training this AI to argue with our parents about TikTok trends while applying for jobs and ordering Postmates—all with zero human involvement. 🤖💰🔥 Stay tuned, folks. The future is a chaotic mess, and I’m here for it! #GoogleGemini #StonksOrBinks 🌌💩💰💀