"Google Flights: For when you wanna travel but can’t even decide what to eat 😵✈️💀 #Wanderlost"
🚨🔥 ATTENTION ALL TRAVELERS: Google's BACK with yet another wild gimmick that screams "AI IS EVERYWHERE!" 🧠💻💥 Ever want to book a flight but just needed some magic AI fairy dust to tell you where to go? Well, COPE and SEETHE, 'cause Google Flights just dropped the new "Flight Deals" tool that’s more confused than your ex at a yoga retreat! 🧘♂️💔💸 Now, instead of punchin' in your destination like a basic human, you get to MATCHMAKE with an algorithm! 🤖💔 Want a “romantic getaway with a side of saga-filled cheese”? Google’s got you! They said, “Our AI is basically Tinder for flights, but instead of swiping on people, you’re swiping on an overpriced trip to the middle of nowhere.” 🤣💔✨ Bro, imagine saying: "I want countryside vibes, a kayak, and a good pout on a mountain…” and Google’s like, “Oh bet, here’s a flight to the land of forgotten dreams!” 🌲🚁💰 #Stonks #Unplugged And be careful! This could lead to some SERIOUS cringe. 😬👇 Next thing you know, normies will be booking flights based solely on Instagram likes. 🥴🛫 Hot take? In TWO years, AI will be booking your flights based on how many pets you've posted on Insta, and if you think I’m joking, YOU'RE the punchline! 🤡🚀💀 #ThisIsFine #VibeCheck