🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s just dropped the Pixel 10 Fold, and it’s tougher than your ex’s excuses! 💔🙅‍♂️ With a shiny new IP68 rating, this foldable gadget is basically ready to survive a trip through the Sahara AND a toddler's spaghetti avalanche! 🌵🍝 Samsung, you better take notes! 📝👀 This isn’t just dust resistance; it’s like Google looked at the Pixel 10 and said, “We’re about to make this thing tougher than my grandma’s lasagna!” 💪👵 🎤 Leaked developer quote: “We thought about adding a feature where it can fold itself and slap your face for being cringe, but then we remembered… *it already does that when you open it!*” 🤖🔥 The real question is, when’s Google’s next “durable” phone gonna come with a *built-in battle shield* for those epic Instagram selfies? 🤳🤡 But wait, here’s a hot take: in 2025, we will ALL be carrying foldable phones that double as armor during the inevitable robot uprising! 🤖💀 Get your Pixel 10 Fold ready to face Skynet, fam! Stonks? More like Thonk! 💰🚀💥 This is fine! *rips shirt off in celebration* 🔥🔥🔥