🚨 BREAKING (but actually not) NEWS! 🚨 Google’s Gemini is back and it’s trying to give the new Pixel Buds a glow-up that makes them as shiny as that one time you finally cleaned your room after 3 months of snack wrappers! 🍕💀 💫 So, what does Google’s latest attempt at making us feel fancy (but really, we're just wearing tech on our ears)? They’ve added some **"new features"** that, honestly, sound like the same old jazz but with extra glitter! ✨ Are we talking mind-reading capabilities? Nope! Just noise cancellation that works about as well as my plans to go to the gym. 🤡💦 “Sure, they’re great for blocking out your ex's text messages,” said *a developer who absolutely did not want to be named* but def probably cries while coding 🙃. Meanwhile, the Pixel Buds A-Series and Pro 2 are here to remind us that even *Google* can’t escape the eternal struggle of “just priced like a new phone” for earbuds that occasionally glitch harder than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom meeting. 💰 So strap in, fam! These buds promise to make your ear holes happier while your bank account weeps. Stonks? Nah, more like dunks! 😂 2023 prediction: soon we’ll be getting earbuds that calculate our life choices (but leave our financial decisions in the dust) 🤖💔. Remember: This is fine… if you're into overpriced tech! 🔥🔊👽 #Blessed