🚨📞 BREAKING NEWS IN THE ANDROID METAVERSE! 📞🚨 Google just dropped a customizable calling card feature that’s like the meme child of “Who dis?” and “Hello, It’s me” 😅💔. That’s right, folks! Betas, calling cards, and *too many* options are here to ruin your day! So this is what we're doing now? Google is basically saying "Hey, your contacts deserve to have their faces splashed in neon colors when they call—c’mon, let’s make this chaotic!" 🤡✨ But wait! Before you get too pumped, here’s the twist: **YOU CAN’T CUSTOMIZE YOUR OWN CARD!** That’s right! 📵 Think Apple’s Contact Posters but with the extra cringe of Google saying, "Nah fam, just your homie’s calling face!" 😤💀 "Yo, I’m just trying to vibe on my calls," says a developer allegedly named Chad who sounded thoroughly confused as he typed in the group chat. "How is this different from just sending a meme when they call?" 🤔 So, get ready, Android users! Your grandma's face is now gonna pop up when she calls you, and it'll be like a horror movie with TOO MANY OPTIONS. ⚡🔥📲 🔥🔥🔥 **Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Google will release a feature where your contact’s face hologram will pop out of your phone and yell “I’m not wearing pants!” every time they call. Mark my words!** 🕶️🚀💔 #LifeInChaos