🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF GOOGLE: 🎤👀 A NEW SMART SPEAKER MAY BE DROPPING IN 4 COLORS! 💁‍♂️🌈 And you thought your life was exciting before! Y'all remember that moment when you found out Google is basically trying to turn your living room into a disco? 💃💡 Let's talk about their "mystery" smart speaker that was so hush-hush, it could be a secret agent at this point. 🤫🤖 🔍 According to leaks (totally not from Steve who lives in his mom's basement), this tech marvel is powered by Gemini, which sounds way cooler than it probably is—like a fancy AI that frequently crashes Zoom calls. 😂💻💣 We’ve got color options, fam: is it gonna be “Gamer Green,” “Cringe Cyan,” “Basic Beige,” or “Dopamine Purple”? 🤔💜 Drake’s gotta be pointin’ at those color names, and saying “NOPE” 👈❌ In an “exclusive” chat I had with an imaginary Google dev, he said, “Yeah, fr fr, we don’t even know if it works yet. But like, it’s gonna look super cute on Instagram.” 📸😅 Anyway, get ready to cope when your smart speaker starts talking back while dropping the hottest album of the year (because why not?!) 💩🔥 🌌💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we're all gonna be living with sentient smart speakers that roast us like marshmallows. #BlessedOrCursed? 🍡💀 Who’s in? 🤖🤡