"Google flexing the Pixel 10 sneak peek like it's 2016 ππ₯ Everyone's already broke, no cap! ππ"
π¨ HOLD UP, GOOGLE GOONIES! π²β¨ The Pixel 10 launch is just around the corner and, as per tradition, Google has dropped a spicy tease. Why drop a collab with a TikTok star when you can leak your phone like an overwatered plant? π±π¦ Less than a month before the August 20th reveal, and weβve *officially* got the Pixel 10 peeking through the curtains like a cat ready to pull a "surprise!" πΌπ I mean, can we even call it a surprise if every Pixel looks like a sequel nobody asked for? *Drake points* to last year's Pixel 9, right? π₯΄ The new design resembles a smudged version of the Pixel 9 πΈ, but in a fab grayish-blue that screams, "I graduated from the shade of basic!" Talk about *finessing*! Itβs like they mixed it with a sunset filter and BOOM! Thereβs also an extra camera, because why not? Everyone loves a third eye to spy on your neighbors, amirite? ππ Also, *leaked developer quote*: "We figured you might want *some* zoom, so here ya go, peasants!" π₯ππ Hot take? The Pixel 10 will drop with a literal telephoto lens that can see into your bank account and tell you to *cope* with that empty wallet. π°π #Pixel10OrNah? Share it, meme gang! Letβs make this chaos go viral! ππ₯
