"Google flexing the Pixel 10 sneak peek like it's 2016 ๐๐ฅ Everyone's already broke, no cap! ๐๐"
๐จ HOLD UP, GOOGLE GOONIES! ๐ฒโจ The Pixel 10 launch is just around the corner and, as per tradition, Google has dropped a spicy tease. Why drop a collab with a TikTok star when you can leak your phone like an overwatered plant? ๐ฑ๐ฆ Less than a month before the August 20th reveal, and weโve *officially* got the Pixel 10 peeking through the curtains like a cat ready to pull a "surprise!" ๐ผ๐ญ I mean, can we even call it a surprise if every Pixel looks like a sequel nobody asked for? *Drake points* to last year's Pixel 9, right? ๐ฅด The new design resembles a smudged version of the Pixel 9 ๐ธ, but in a fab grayish-blue that screams, "I graduated from the shade of basic!" Talk about *finessing*! Itโs like they mixed it with a sunset filter and BOOM! Thereโs also an extra camera, because why not? Everyone loves a third eye to spy on your neighbors, amirite? ๐๐ Also, *leaked developer quote*: "We figured you might want *some* zoom, so here ya go, peasants!" ๐ฅ๐๐ Hot take? The Pixel 10 will drop with a literal telephoto lens that can see into your bank account and tell you to *cope* with that empty wallet. ๐ฐ๐ #Pixel10OrNah? Share it, meme gang! Letโs make this chaos go viral! ๐๐ฅ