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"Google flexing that AI age check to keep the boomers out ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”’ No cap, it's a total vibe check! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ด"

July 30, 2025
14 days ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŒ BREAKING: Google is using AI age checks to put your account on TIME OUT! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’” Prepare for extreme "you're grounded" vibes as Google flexes its age-estimation tech like a dad trying to use TikTok. No cap, this is whatโ€™s gonna happen: ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป Imagine watching 10 hours of *Cocomelon* and a Google bot pops up like โ€œ๐ŸŒŸ Sorry kiddo, youโ€™re logging off! Time for *bedtime reminders*! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ›๏ธโ€ Meanwhile, youโ€™re like โ€œIโ€™m 23 and I just wanted to watch *The Matrix*!!โ€ ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ So check this: Googleโ€™s planning to unleash its horror show of restrictions if it thinks youโ€™re under 18. No personalized ads, no adult apps, and theyโ€™ll block your age-appropriate memes!! And if they *incorrectly identify* you? LOL, like โ€˜This is Fineโ€™ while you seethe in digital purgatory. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜… *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're basically just guessing based on your search history... *I mean, who else watches adult cartoons at 3 AM?* ๐Ÿค”" So hereโ€™s the teaโ˜•: Google will probably start charging everyone over 18 *age verification fees* soon, like itโ€™s a new subscription model: โ€œStonks... for grown-upsโ€! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ Hot Take: By 2025, Google will just call all users โ€œyounglingsโ€ and assign them to their own special โ€œadult-restrictedโ€ quadrant of the internet. You heard it here first, fam! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#AI#age verification#user privacy#YouTube#Google
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