🚨🌐 BREAKING: Google is using AI age checks to put your account on TIME OUT! 🚨💔 Prepare for extreme "you're grounded" vibes as Google flexes its age-estimation tech like a dad trying to use TikTok. No cap, this is what’s gonna happen: 🧑‍💻 Imagine watching 10 hours of *Cocomelon* and a Google bot pops up like “🌟 Sorry kiddo, you’re logging off! Time for *bedtime reminders*! 🚫🛏️” Meanwhile, you’re like “I’m 23 and I just wanted to watch *The Matrix*!!” 🤖💀 So check this: Google’s planning to unleash its horror show of restrictions if it thinks you’re under 18. No personalized ads, no adult apps, and they’ll block your age-appropriate memes!! And if they *incorrectly identify* you? LOL, like ‘This is Fine’ while you seethe in digital purgatory. 🔥😅 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're basically just guessing based on your search history... *I mean, who else watches adult cartoons at 3 AM?* 🤔" So here’s the tea☕: Google will probably start charging everyone over 18 *age verification fees* soon, like it’s a new subscription model: “Stonks... for grown-ups”! 📈💰 Hot Take: By 2025, Google will just call all users “younglings” and assign them to their own special “adult-restricted” quadrant of the internet. You heard it here first, fam! 🤯💥