"Google flexing that AI age check to keep the boomers out ๐๐ No cap, it's a total vibe check! ๐ซ๐ด"
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Google is using AI age checks to put your account on TIME OUT! ๐จ๐ Prepare for extreme "you're grounded" vibes as Google flexes its age-estimation tech like a dad trying to use TikTok. No cap, this is whatโs gonna happen: ๐งโ๐ป Imagine watching 10 hours of *Cocomelon* and a Google bot pops up like โ๐ Sorry kiddo, youโre logging off! Time for *bedtime reminders*! ๐ซ๐๏ธโ Meanwhile, youโre like โIโm 23 and I just wanted to watch *The Matrix*!!โ ๐ค๐ So check this: Googleโs planning to unleash its horror show of restrictions if it thinks youโre under 18. No personalized ads, no adult apps, and theyโll block your age-appropriate memes!! And if they *incorrectly identify* you? LOL, like โThis is Fineโ while you seethe in digital purgatory. ๐ฅ๐ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're basically just guessing based on your search history... *I mean, who else watches adult cartoons at 3 AM?* ๐ค" So hereโs the teaโ: Google will probably start charging everyone over 18 *age verification fees* soon, like itโs a new subscription model: โStonks... for grown-upsโ! ๐๐ฐ Hot Take: By 2025, Google will just call all users โyounglingsโ and assign them to their own special โadult-restrictedโ quadrant of the internet. You heard it here first, fam! ๐คฏ๐ฅ