🚨💰BREAKING: Google is about to drop $9B in Oklahoma, and no, it's not for BBQ or a new Sonic Drive-In! 🍔🚀 That's right, the tech titan is channeling its inner Tony Stark to build a shiny new data center campus — because who doesn't want to throw money at the Midwest while they sip lattes in Silicon Valley? 😏☕️ In a totally unsolicited developer quote, our *“confidential source”* says: “We figured why not make Oklahoma the next Silicon Valley? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, that’s where people go to watch corn grow – imagine the AI that could come from that!” 🌽🤖💥 So, while you're out here scrolling TikTok and wondering why your cat videos get more views than your startup idea, Google is out here plotting to dominate the AI universe and make it rain cloud infrastructure all up in Oklahoma. 🌩️💸 And let’s be real: if you thought “Oklahoma” was just a place for cowboys, think again. 🙃💀 But here’s the hot take nobody asked for: In two years, the Midwest will become the new tech mecca and Silicon Valley will be overrun with cowboys and tumbleweeds. 🤠🔥 This is *the* stonks moment of the century, so get ready to degen the next level of life! Buckle up, fam! 🚀💥