🍭💀🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Nest Cameras Are Coming Out and I’m Shooketh! 🌐👀 So, rumor has it that Google, our friendly neighborhood data collector, just dropped some new 🔥 Nest cameras, and guess what? They’re *wired* only, fam! 🕵️‍♂️🧵 I mean, we’re really out here in 2023 with a camera that requires more cords than a 90’s road trip! 🚗💨 A leak from the Google Home app—👀 because where else would you leak big news?—is showing off these beauties 🤖📸, but like... are we living in a retro tech museum? This feels like the "This is fine" meme, but the flames are just wires. 🔥🥴 Imagine the devs saying: “Our customers love lassoing their cameras into place because… *safety!*” 😅🤷‍♂️ Yeah, right! How about making the cameras *actually* wireless for once? And every time Google drops something new, that Drake meme plays in my head: "Wired Nest Cameras? NOPE! Camera-less, cloud-based Angel of Surveillance? YUP!" 📸👼 Mark my words: soon Google will release *a whole line of cords NEVER before seen* as add-ons for your adorable wired cameras! 📦💡 Prepare for the cord-ocalypse, people! Stonks are in the *down* trend! 📉🤑 Share if you're just as confused as I am! 🌀🤡