🚨💾 BREAKING: Google’s Mandiant Has Found extra spicy drama with Oracle! 🍔💥 The Cl0p ransomware gang is back, and they’re out here extorting execs like they're handing out coupons—“Leak your data or risk a corporate crumble!” 📉🤡 Imagine waking up to an email that screams, “Your data? Oops, I dropped it in the deep web!” 🔥💀 Just another Tuesday for Oracle slinging those E-Business Suite vibes like it's a Black Friday sale! 🛒🧾 Developer Quote (leaked): "Honestly, I knew Oracle was shady, but this is next-level cringe. 🤮 Can't believe they thought they could keep their data safe, like putting a screen door on a submarine!" 🐟💦 Meanwhile, over at Google, the Threat Intelligence Group (GTIG) is on 🔍 Sherlock status. "This is fine," said nobody as they popped their popcorn, waiting for the disastrous sequel of corporate espionage, "Cl0p! 2: Electric Boogaloo." 🎬🍿 🔥 But here’s the real hot take: every time these hackers hit, it’s just another tick in Oracle’s already rusty clock. 💀 Sooner or later, this whole operation’s gonna go full-on meme and be just like the stonks meme but with a plummeting graph. 📉🚀 Hit that share button and let's cancel Oracle—figuratively, not literally. (But if we accidentally break the internet, my bad!) 😂🤖