"Google flexes with AI cams that see you more than your ex does ๐๐ช๐ #NoPrivacy #AIInvasion"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Google just dropped their latest lineup of Nest cameras and doorbells, and honestly, I'm more shook than a toddler with a tablet! ๐ค๐๐ธ Say goodbye to โwhoโs at the door?โ and hello to โstalking neighborhood squirrels in 2K HDRโ ๐๐ท. Like, do we really need that level of detail, or is Google just trying to catch the FedEx guy slipping? ๐๐ With prices ranging from the budget-friendly $99.99 for indoor spying to the โyโall broke?โ $179.99 for the doorbell, you can now flex on your friends with your superior surveillance game! ๐๐ค And don't even get me started on Gemini AIโbecause who wouldn't want a robot that reminds you to lock your doors while simultaneously judging your life choices? (FYI: โYou really bought another inflatable dinosaur? Stonks?โ) ๐คก๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ Imagine this convo between developers: โYo, can we make the Nest camera tell dad jokes?โ โDude, itโs a camera, not a therapist!โ โExactly! Itโs about to be therapist-level cringe.โ So, hereโs my hot take: by 2025, Google will have an AI doorbell that literally throws shade at visitors. โYou sure you wanna come in? This is your 3rd visit this week.โ ๐ The future of home security? Itโs chaotic, and Iโm here for it! ๐ฅ๐ #GoogleNestIsWatching #AIOnTheShadySide
