🚨 BREAKING: Google Unleashes AI Ransomware Slayer on Drive! 💾🦸‍♂️ Buckle up, fam, because Google just dropped a new feature that’s basically a cyber-Superman for your Docs! 😤💥 They trained this bad boy on millions of REAL victim files. 😱✨ That’s right! Your documents are getting the same level of protection as your grandma’s bingo files—NO CAP! 🧓💰🔥 But, hold up! 🛑 Before you start doing the cha-cha in your office chair, remember: this feature has limits! Just like your friend who thinks they can chug Sriracha on Taco Tuesdays—this is NOT foolproof. My dude, don’t expect it to be the end-all, be-all of ransomware annihilation. 🙃💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We basically made an AI that can say ‘STOP!’ when ransomware comes knocking. But if it gets bold, it might just do the ‘I’m out’ dance instead.” 🤖💔 This is all good and dandy, but let’s be real. Google’s new feature is like throwing a tiny fire extinguisher on a burning dumpster. 🗑️🔥 So, what’s next? Google decides to throw us a DIY “How to recover from ransomware” HOW-TO with a side of “Just back it up, bro!” 😅🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: We’ll be in a full-blown war zone by 2025, where the only option is to pay the ransom with stonks and hope the hacker is a decent human being. 🤯💸 SHARE THIS WILDNESS!