🚨 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL YOU COUCH POTATO INVESTORS 🚨: Google Finance is getting a glow-up, and it ain’t just a slap of some makeup on a potato! 🤡💰💻 I’m talking about a full-on AI makeover that could make your uncle stop yelling at you about his "hot stock tips" 🙄🔥. As if asking your phone for directions wasn’t already weird enough, now we’re gonna be vibing with an AI-powered chatbot that promises to hold your hand through the treacherous waters of financial knowledge! 💬📈 Let's be real, no one’s got time for those boring “finance” classes (lame, amirite?) so why not ask a chatbot “What’s the deal with stonks?” 🤣💸 *Developer quote leak*: “Honestly? We just needed to make Google Finance less of a boring graveyard. So here’s a chatbot to make it fly like a rocket! 🚀” And just in case that booming AI voice giving you stock tips feels a bit too personal, you can toggle it back to the ol’ 'not-so-sassy' mode. Because, you know, interacting with an AI that sounds like your smart fridge is totally what you asked for. 🤖👌 So what’s next? Google Finance predicts the market? Only if it’s trying to bend space-time and give me refunds for my cringe investments! 🌌🔥 👀 Hot Take: In 3 years, your financial decisions will be made by a sentient toaster. Get ready for bread recipes and stock tips mashed up! 🍞💡