🚨BREAKING: Google is about to put a whole new spin on your financial crisis! 💰✨ Grab your VR goggles and holy water because the AI demons are finally taking over Google Finance! 🤖🔥 🧐 So what’s this madness? Google is unleashing an AI beast that lets you ask finance questions like some kind of tech-savvy fortune teller! "Oh Google, will I ever afford a house?" 🏡😂 It’s like asking your microwave if it has stock tips 🔥🍳—and yes, Google will probably just melt your credit score! 💬 "Our interns built this AI while we were out eating overpriced avocado toast." - *Leaked Quote From A Google Dev* 🥑💀 But wait—there’s MORE! Advanced charting tools! 🕵️💹 Like, do you REALLY need an AI to tell you that "stonks" go up when you put money in the irrational meme stocks of the week? 📈👀 This. Is. Fine. 😅 Get ready for a live news feed that’ll make you question your life choices as you watch your portfolio crash faster than your ex’s Love Life™! 🤡😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of the year, Google Finance will turn into a gambling site where you can bet on whether your stocks will die or do a little cha-cha to the moon! 💃🚀 *Share if you'd trust AI more than your financial advisor! No cap.* 🤑