🔔🚫 **BREAKING: Google Chrome JUST DISABLED ALL THE ANNOYING NOTIFS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT!** 🚫🔔 👀 Y'all remember that time your browser was basically a *noisy toddler* begging for attention? WELL, Google just pulled the plug on those obnoxious notifications like they were last year's meme! 🍼🔥 NEW FEATURE ALERT! 🚀 Chrome's cooking up a dish that'll serve you *silence* by automatically muting notifications from websites you haven't ignored in a while. I mean, thank you Google for knowing I don’t want to hear from that fashion site selling me socks I already bought. #Cringe 😂👊 Here’s what a *leaked developer* said about it: “We thought people wanted to live in ‘Notification Hell’... but I guess they wanted ‘Peaceful Browsing’ instead?” 🤖💁‍♀️ Just imagine: You no longer have to face that cringe-fest of notifications about your *ex* website trying to sell you something. Galaxies could be collapsing, but you’re like: “This is fine.” 😂🌌 **Hot Take:** This feature is just the prelude to Google buying us all emotional support cats next year. No cap! 🐱💰 Future of browsing? A cozy pillow fort of silence while you scroll TikTok for 47 hours straight. WHO’S READY TO BUZZ OFF? 🍂💨