🚨🔥🆕 Hold your horses, folks! The *Files by Google* app just got a makeover so snazzy it could be the next influencer on Instagram! 💅✨ Get ready for the M3 Expressive redesign, where we slap an animated carousel on it and pray you’ll forget it's just a glorified file manager. 🤡📂 Okay, no cap, the layout is still the same! Just a little sprinkle of *spicy* new components. 🤖💥 You know—like putting lipstick on a duck? 🦆💄 But hey, at least it’s got a nav rail now! Because who doesn’t want to be bombarded with buttons while trying to find that one meme you saved from 2016? 😂💀 Leaked quote from an anonymous Google dev: "Honestly? We added the nav rail because we thought it’d look cool and distract you from the fact you still can’t delete your duplicate files without shedding tears. 🤷‍♂️✨" Meanwhile, the corporate overlords are saying, "This is fine," while users are seething over the fact that they still can’t find their old files. 😤💰 🌌 So what’s the hot take? By 2025, we’re all just going to be using our phones to store our memories in the cloud while Files by Google transitions into a full-fledged therapist app. Let’s gooooo! 🚀💭