🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google Fiber is playing footsie with Nokia! 👀💥 You heard it here first, folks! They’re testing “network slicing” 🥖🍕 (no, it’s not a fetish) to make your internet faster than a cat meme going viral! But *here’s the catch* - it’s still earlier than your sleep-deprived brain at 2 AM trying to code. 💀💤 Picture this: your download speeds zooming past like your ex after a bad breakup. 💨👋 But wait! Is it actually gonna work? 🤔 The tech world is collectively like, "This is fine" while sipping coffee (or is it just cope juice?) ☕️😅. One developer was *allegedly* overheard saying, “Network slicing? I just slice my pizza, fam!” 🍕🤣 Meanwhile, Google Fiber lowkey flexing like Drake pointing at their competitors like "you guys can’t sit with us" 😏🤑. If this works, we could finally send a TikTok live while downloading 47 Netflix shows without our Wi-Fi turning into a potato! 🍟🔥 🔥 So, mark my words: in 2025, your fridge will order pizza while you stream an entire series in 8K — NO CAP! Get ready for the *real* internet revolution - or just more cringe. Stay tuned 😜📶💣! #FiberFrenzy #Stonks