🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥 Google Fiber & Nokia: The Collab We Didn't Ask For! 🤡🔗 Listen up, fam! Google Fiber decided it’s time to flex HARDER than your friend's gym selfies and partner with Nokia, aka the REAL-life "brick phone" champions of the world! 💪📱🔥 They’re testing this wild **network slicing** thing 🍰 — and no, it's not about sharing pizza with your LAN party buddies, but splitting your internet into delicious little chunks 👀. So, basically, while you’re TRYING to stream Netflix 🎥 and your sibling is playing Fortnite 💥, Google Fiber will be like, “Sorry, your bandwidth is now a tiny sliver! 😅 Good luck with that!” While you’re fighting for those precious megabits 💔, imagine a world where your internet is faster than a stonk meme going viral 🚀💰. Yet here we are, still buffering while waiting for Google to figure out how not to drop our calls like they're hot 🔥💀. A leaked dev quote from this collab: “If this works, we’ll all be living in the future... or a sci-fi horror movie. You pick! 🤖💯” So buckle up, future internet warriors—more chaos inbound. I predict that by the end of this, Google will launch a Fiber-branded microwave. 🤯🔥 CALL IT. #StayWoke #CopeAndSeethe Share this with your Zoomer friend who's always buffering! 🙌🖤