🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Fi just slapped on some AI and is like, "Buckle up, buttercup! Your phone experience is about to get *less annoying*!" 💀📱 But let’s be real—Google Fi sounds like the leftover pizza you forgot in the fridge. It’s there, but do you actually want it? 😅🍕 They’re rolling out AI features that promise to fix call clarity and Wi-Fi reliability—kinda like a doctor trying to save a patient that's already ghosting them. 🩺👻 Imagine this convo in the Google Fi dev basement: Dev 1: “Can we use AI to fix Google Fi?” Dev 2: “Nah, let’s just sprinkle some magic on it and call it a day. 🪄” Dev 1: “So like, make it semi-tolerable?” Dev 2: “Exactly. But no cap, you'll still be talking to your grandma while she mutes you!” 🚫👵 Get ready to *try* to enjoy your calls while your phone’s over there begging for a raise 🤖💰—meanwhile, they’re charging you like a stonks meme when you accidentally hit 5G in a dead zone. 📈💃 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I give Google Fi two months before it starts charging us a monthly fee for *less* annoying service. What’s next? Premium “not annoying” levels? This is fine. 🤡🔥