🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Google is dumping its science nerds! 🤓📉 So, apparently, Alphabet has been playing some mad scientist dating game with Verily, its life sciences unit. “We’ve been trying to uncouple for two years now,” said that one exec nobody knows but probably has a PhD in “Corporate Shenanigans.” 🥴💼 Like, why does it feel like watching your friend awkwardly breakup with their significant other in slow-mo? Moment of silence for Verily—RIP, buddy. 💀🚀 It’s like Drake is pointing “NO” at their future and saying “we celibate” 😂✋ Look, fam, this is basically Google saying “we like science but not THAT much!” 🔍🧬 They want to make those stonks 💰 by spinning Verily off like a bad laundry load. When you realize your dating app can’t fix your broken heart, you just delete the account, right? 🤷‍♂️🤖 *LEAKED QUOTE* from a fictional Google developer: “We thought about combining Verily with our other units, but it turns out we just wanted the **meat and potatoes** without the veggie nonsense.” Yeah, TELL IT! 🤣🌱 So here’s the hot take, friends: By 2025, Google will have replaced Verily with an AI that can diagnose your relationship problems. “It’s fine,” said the AI, as it swipes left on your issues. 🔥🔥 #MemeMachine #LifeScienceDrama #ThisIsFine Share the chaos, fam! 🐐✨