🚨 *BREAKING: Google to users - “Let them eat blue links!”* 🚨💙💻 So a top Google exec just popped off with some real hot takes: “Hey fam, we know you want *contextual answers* and *summaries* to your questions, but we’re still committed to delivering you these beautiful “10 blue links” like it's 2005! 🤡🔥 *Cue the Drake meme* 👀⬅️📄: "I want quick answers" ➡️ "Nah, here's a list of links to read, nerds." 🤦‍♂️💔 Meanwhile, Google dodges the whole AI Overviews lawsuit like: “This is fine” 🔥☕ and maintains that they won’t ditch the OG blue links 🙈💸—because who needs progress when you’ve got nostalgia? 🤷‍♀️💔 *Imaginary Developer *: “Yeah, I mean, we could definitely give them what they want, but then we’d have to update our servers and who has time for that? #based“ 💀🤖 So, what does this mean? 🤔 Is Google just going to serve us an eternal buffet of link salad while AI takes over the world? *STOCKS* 📈 in 2024: Google goes full Steam punk, using typewriters for search queries! 🥳 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Google will be the last dinosaur in the digital age, clinging to blue links like that one uncle at the family reunion talking about his glory days! 🦖🚀 Share this chaos, and let's watch the digital age crumble together! 💥💰 #ToTheMoon #Seethe