🚨📱💻 BIG TECH MELTDOWN ALERT! 💻📱🚨 Yo fam, Google just pulled a *“hold my coffee”* moment and decided to merge Android and ChromeOS, like they’re some kind of tech smoothie! 🍹 Sameer Samat, the resident wizard at Google HQ, spilled the tea during an interview, asking how *imaginary friend* Lance Ulanoff juggles his Apple ecosystem like it’s a clown convention. 🤡 In a shocking twist that even the *"This is Fine"* dog would approve of, it seems Google finally realized that having devices that play together nicely is, you know, kinda IMPORTANT. 😤💀 They’ve become that one friend who just now figured out how to share snacks at parties—better late than never, right? 🙄 Drake is literally pointing at Google like, "You’re supposed to do this in 2010!" 🙌🔥 So, get ready for a future where your Chromebook thinks it’s a phone and your phone tells you to close the tabs you forgot about. 🤖💰 *“I just want to use all my devices at once without losing my mind,”* said one Google dev whose name we totally made up—BigBrainBob—before promptly screaming and throwing his laptop out the window. 🚀📈 🔥**Hot take:** In 2026, Google will announce the launch of their all-new *“Google Everything”* device—the one gadget to rule them all and play *Daisy Bell* while you work! 🤯💫 If that’s not pure chaos, I don’t know what is! SHARE THIS! 🤪📲