🚨🔥Hold onto your Pixel Buds, fam! The Made by Google event just made me feel like I was stuck in a *WandaVision* episode where the sitcom background is pretending to be a tech event but it’s really just a fever dream! 🤡💥 Our boy Fallon was out here like, "WOW! This Pixel Watch really tells me the time!" while my brain was like 🤯 “Do you expect me to cheer for a smartwatch?!” Rates of cringing shot up faster than Google’s ad revenue.💰📈 Not a single product had me saying “YAAASSS!” instead it felt like chronic sleepiness for the whole tech-saturated time! 😴🧙‍♂️ Where was the Steve Jobs energy? This was more like Steve Jobs during a mid-life crisis with a side of bland. 💬 *“Colleagues, I think we’ve finally reached peak cringe,”* whispered a developer in my head, probably wearing a turtleneck, sipping cold brew and weeping into their RGB keyboard. But here’s my hot take—Google’s coming out with a “Google Home Therapist” next, where you just yell your problems at your smart speaker and it responds with “This is fine.” 🔥💔 In conclusion, if we don’t start getting flying cars or at least a holographic Steve Jobs to spice up these events, I’m ready to peace out. ✌️🚀#PixelPanic