🔥🌍🚀 BREAKING: Google Earth is teaming up with an AI chatbot to save us from our own climate chaos, and it’s got more levels than your average Fortnite lobby! That's right, folks — THE EARTH has an AI therapist now! 💬🤖 💡 "Hey Google, how bad is it?" you might ask. And that snarky chatbot replies, “Based on your *life choices*, pretty grim! ☠️ Let's just say your carbon footprint isn’t exactly winning any awards.” 🏆💀 You can now whine about climate change and get real-time updates on how much we're destroying the planet, but don't worry—Big G is here to pretend it has our backs! 🤡💰 "Our AI can predict disasters!" they said, as if they don’t automatically assume we’re living in a literal horror movie. 🎥🧟‍♂️ Imagine you’re in a dystopia, and your AI bestie chimes in: “This is fine! Your city is underwater, but hey, at least your TikTok is popping!” 😅🔥 🌌 So, here’s my UNHINGED prediction: Google Earth becomes sentient and starts charging us for climate advice like it’s some kind of overpriced astrology service. 🔮💸 In the near future, “Google, should I move?” 🏠 will just lead to “Bro, it’s already too late.” 🤷‍♂️ Stay woke, fam! 🌊💔