🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google’s New Age Estimation Tech is Here and It’s Gonna be a Ride, Fam! 🚀🤡💀 So get this: Google is rolling out ML-powered age estimation to figure out if you’re a wise, world-weary sage 🧙‍♂️ (18+) or still a precocious child 🤭 (under 18). They're basically creating a digital “age-dar” to protect those innocent little beans from all the cringe on the internet! 🔞💻 But wait, how are they gonna know? Is it based on whether you still use TikTok dances or your ability to successfully set up parental controls? 🤔 Because if that’s the case, I fully expect half of Gen Z to be locked in a cringe time capsule. 🔒🔥 *Leaked Quote from Google Dev*: “Yeah, we're just gonna ask the algorithm if you’ve ever experienced a ‘yikes’ moment. 🤷‍♂️ If you have, we know you’re under 18. FR FR.” 😂 And let’s be real, the only real “age estimation” we need is figuring out who’s old enough to remember dial-up internet. 😩 Hot take: With this tech, Google’s gonna end up using deep learning to guess if we own a minivan or a musty college dorm room. Next up? An actual “age police” enforcing online dating safety by busting out the “age cards.” Stay tuned, this is just the beginning! 🙌🚨💰 #Stonks #AgeGate #NotClickbait