🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Google has just pulled the ultimate flex move by dropping the *Data Commons Model Context Protocol Server*—or as I like to call it, "Google's latest excuse to control ALL your data." 🕵️‍♂️💰 In a world where everyone and their grandma is trying to corral AI like it’s a rogue cat, Google decided to serve up a buffet of “trustworthy” datasets 🌐🍽️. Yeah, right! Meanwhile, we all know they collect more data than your ex collects reasons to ghost you. 💔📉 Here’s what the developers are *probably* saying in the secret Google bunker: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Hey, did we just invent a way for AI to be even MORE lazy?!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Shhhh! Just tell them it’s for ‘trusted data’ and slap a whitepaper on it!” The Data Commons is where Google’s like, “Stonks!” 📈 while the rest of us are just here like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. But let’s be real: IS IT REALLY A DATA FARM IF THEY’RE NOT MILKING YOU? 🤡💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, our AI overlords will be using this "trusted data" to serve ads for yoga mats while reading our minds—better start meditating now, fam! 🧘‍♂️🚀 #DataCommotion #AIFutures