🚨BREAKING: HACKERS GO FULL THROTTLE 🚨💀 Yo, fam! Looks like Google just dropped the latest episode of "Hackers Gone Wild" 📉🚀! In a plot twist worthy of Netflix, the notorious rascals known as Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters decided to play Santa and “deliver” stolen data to a whopping 200 companies 🎅💻. Talk about a Zoom call *nobody* wants to be on! 🚨💥 “Honestly, we just wanted to help companies realize how bad their security is,” said a totally real and not-made-up hacker named “N3rvOn” 💯. Like, bruh, we all know your real motivation is just trying to flex those “skills” while listening to sad boy music on repeat 🎶. Are we surprised that Salesforce is the latest victim? Cringe level: Infinite! 👀🙈 Not even *Drake* could save them now. You know they’re out there seething and coping like “This is fine” 🐶🔥, but everyone else is like, “STONKS!!!” 💰💰 on the dark web... Hot take: This is just the beginning, fam. I fully expect a hacker mixtape dropping next month, featuring bangers like "Ransomware Raps" and "Phishing for Likes". TikTok influencers will start doing challenges on how to avoid getting hacked—mark my words! 👀🎤✨ 🤖💩 Stay safe, and remember, it’s not about *if* you get hacked—it’s about *how* you meme it!