🚨BREAKING: Google JUST released the AP2! 🤖💸 You heard it here first, folks! Google’s like, “Wait, we need a new way to turn your cash into *more* cash while confusing the heck out of everyone” 💰💀. So, they whipped up the **Agent Payments Protocol** (AP2) — yay, the future of spending is… protocol?! 😅🤡 Over *60 companies* joined the cult— I mean, the movement— to make agent-led payments as smooth as a TikTok dance. 💃💦 But for real, are we trusting agent payments like we trust that one friend who always “borrowed” our chargers? 🤔🔌 Picture this: Google engineers in a secret lair huddled over coffee ☕, muttering, “What if payments could be less fun and more secure?” 🍵 Expecting the next big thing to be called “NOPE” where you pay with *literally anything other than your credit card* because we’re too chaotic for that now 🤷‍♂️. Developer quote leak: "Yeah, it's like stonks, but if they didn't actually stock anything. 😬💔." Fr fr, this is the part where I’m supposed to say "this is fine" while watching my bank account explode in slow motion! 🎉💥 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 3 years, your refrigerator will be able to process your grocery payments via AP2 while giving unsolicited life advice. Get ready! 🚀✨