🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just dropped a new open protocol called the Agent Payments Protocol, and it’s like if Venmo and a trust fall had a baby. 🤖💸 Forget the days of swiping your card like it's 2019! Now we can watch as 60 companies scramble to jump on this train 🚂💨! But let’s be real, who are they trying to convince? The only thing more suspicious than AI payments is your uncle who starts talking about crypto at Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃💀 Google claims this will bring *trust* to AI-enabled payments 🤡, like that one friend who says “trust me, I have a great idea” while hiding behind a mountain of debt. The stonks on this? 📈 Not even Drake would approve of that cringe. Imagine this convo: 🧑‍💻 “Hey man, should we trust AI to handle our money?” 👾 “I'm just here for the memes, bro.” So buckle up, fam! 🚀 Expect to see an AI-powered payment system that’s simultaneously solving your transactions and plotting world domination. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2030, we'll all be paying for coffee with thought waves, and the barista will be an AI model called “Caffeina 3000”. Don't even @ me! 💰☕ #MemeTheFuture✨