👀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped a fitness bomb that’s more overhyped than a gym bro's “just one more set” 💪😤🔥 Introducing the **AI-Powered Personal Health & Fitness Coach**, aka your new best friend who will judge you from your wrist! 🤖💔 So you thought your Fitbit was just for counting steps? Nah fam, it’s now your *entire* life coach—fitness trainer, sleep guru, and wellness whisperer all rolled into one. Like, what’s next? A marriage counselor? 💍🤡 📈 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We decided giving users ‘health tips’ was too mainstream, so we let AI roast them instead! Imagine your watch saying, ‘Bruh, you’re just going to scroll TikTok instead of hitting the gym?’” 😂💀 That’s the *real* killer feature! What’s the vibe? 🤔 This = BIG STONKS for Google, who just turned the Fitbit into a personal therapist without the hourly rate 💵💥. But, let's be real – your watch can't “motivate” you when you're busy binging Netflix like it’s a food marathon 🍕🥇. 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, Google will merge Fitbit with Tinder and you'll be swiping right on potential workout buddies while the AI tells them you better not be another couch potato. 💔📱💪 *Cringe or based? You decide!*