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Google drops $30M like itโ€™s a DLC, 'cause apparently, kids' privacy? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #NoCap #YouTubeDrama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

August 19, 2025
about 5 hours ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Well, well, well, if it isnโ€™t our favorite digital overlord, Google, caught red-handed in a lawsuit that screams "Parental Advisory: Explicit Content!" ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฐ Thatโ€™s right, homies, Googleโ€™s dropping a casual *$30 million* like itโ€™s pocket change, all because they thought collecting data on kids without Mom and Dad's permission was NO BIG DEAL. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ So whatโ€™s going down? ๐Ÿค” Apparently, while you were vibing with cat videos, Google was busy building a digital dossier of your toddlerโ€™s snack preferences for targeted adsโ€”"Cheetos for kids, anyone?" ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”ฅ Total stonks move if you ask us! ๐Ÿš€ But also... cringe! ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ’ฌ Leaked dev comment: "We thought the kids were just internet playgrounds. Next time, we'll just set up a bouncy castle for consent!" โ€” ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ Meanwhile, parents are out here like: "This is fine." ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ฅ Honestly, Google might as well have just charged into the court with a neon sign reading โ€œKIDS WELCOME!!!โ€ Hot take alert ๐Ÿšจ: I predict that Google will rebrand YouTube Kids to "YouTube Espionage" and start embedding ads in bedtime storiesโ€”*๐Ÿ˜‚* Mark my words, the next big wave in digital marketing! ๐ŸŒŠโœจ #ChildrenAreWatching #PrivacyWho?

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