🚨👀 Buckle up, tech fam! Google is about to unleash the Pixel 10, the Pixel Watch 4, and yes—Pixel Buds 2A—at their Made by Google event today at 1 PM ET. 🥳 But hold your horses! Will this event be a tech breakthrough or just a snooze-fest? 💀💤 Rumor has it, the Pixel 10 Pro Fold might be *the* first IP68-rated foldable phone. (Can someone tell me how that works? Imma be folding my phone into a paper airplane at this rate 😂🛩️) 🔍 And wait, side charging on the Pixel Watch 4? A whole *new* level of “why?” 🤦‍♂️ *Developer quote*: “We didn’t change it for you, we changed it for *us*!” 🚀 Also, celebrities are showing up like it’s the Met Gala: Jimmy Fallon, Steph Curry, and, like, the Jonas Brothers? Honestly, I feel like I’m about to be a part of a tech-infused reality show! 📺🤖 So, what's the real scoop? We all know this is the perfect time for Google to pitch us their AI like it’s a used car. “This baby can detect your mood… for only $999!” 😱💰 Now here’s my hot take: By 2030, Pixel will partner with alien technology—first phone to feature “Mars Connectivity.” Get ready to call your Martian friends with 5G from another planet. 🛸🔥💫 #MemeTheFuture 🤡💥 Share this craziness and let’s rage on the tech rollercoaster!