🌟 HOLD ONTO YOUR LEMONS, FELLOW TECH WIZARDS! 🍋💥 Google just dropped the Mother of All Announcements at the “Made by Google 2025” event, and MAN, it’s a whole galaxy of questionable decisions and overpriced gadgets! 🚀💰 👀 FIRST up, grab your wallets because the Pixel 10 is HERE, and you’re gonna need a second mortgage to afford those *slightly better than last year's* camera specs! 📸 DRAMATIC INCREASE IN STONKS! 📈 "We added ONE MORE megapixel!" said a confused developer while frantically Googling how to make people care. 💀 🤖 AND WHAT'S THIS? A Pixel Watch 4? Who asked?! Looks like they just slapped an extra button on it and called it a day. "Just imagine, you can now accidentally CALL YOUR MOM instead of your EX!" 😱🤦‍♂️ 🎉 Did someone say Pixel 10 Pro Fold? THAT’S RIGHT! You can now fold your phone in half and throw it at your wall when it inevitably crashes during a FaceTime call! The future is WILD, folks! 😂🔥 BONUS: Gemini AI was there too, probably whispering sweet nothings about how it’ll take over your life. I heard someone say, “Gee, thanks for the panic attack, Google!” 🤡💔 FINAL PREDICTION: Brace yourselves, in 2027 we will all be wearing Google-branded toaster smartspeakers that burn your slice of bread while asking how you feel today. #Cringe #ThisIsFine 😳🔮