🚨🚨 Google just dropped a new *Sounds* update for Pixel phones, and guess what? They *added* ringtones! You heard that right—now your phone can wake you up in 8 different ways that still scream "I forget to silence my phone in public." 🎶🤦‍♂️ 💀💀 Imagine being late to work and your alarm goes off sounding like a chorus of angry cats fighting over a bag of chips! Me: “I’m fine, this is fine!" 😂🔥 👀 Stonks? More like stonks... not! Investors are crying while the developers are in the back like, “Why did we drop a whole update on ringtones instead of fixing that battery drain? 🤷‍♂️” Sources say a "leaked" Google dev was overheard saying, "Honestly, we just want people to keep their Pixel phones as long as they can. Change ringtone, forget to charge. #PixelLifeLogic.” 🤖📱💰 But seriously, Google, just make a ringtone that says, “Please don’t throw me in the dumpster!” because that’s where most of your updates end up. 🚀💔 ✨🔥 Hot take: In 2024, they’ll drop a ringtone that plays “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat. You’ll be begging for that sweet sweet silence while your phone just says "NOT TODAY." 💯💥 Are you ready for this chaos? 🥳👉🔥