🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE’S Fitbit 2.0 is coming in 2026! 😱👀 But like, hold up… what even IS “exciting” anymore?! Let’s break it down like it’s a bad TikTok dance challenge! 💃😂 So Google 🌐 is basically saying, “Hey fam, get ready for the *new* Fitbit hardware!” But let’s be real, we’ve heard that promise more times than a cat ignoring its owner. 🐱💔 It’s 2023, and we’re still wondering if the new Fitbit will track our emotional breakdowns when our favorite snacks go on sale! 💰📉 🔥 Rumor has it the new app will have AI coaching! Wow, nothing screams “motivated” like a virtual robot telling you to ‘DO BETTER’ while you’re already coping with daily existential crisis! 🔥🤖 Like bruh, “Just tell me to get up off the couch and not to eat a whole pizza. 😩🍕” 💌 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re making the app more personalized. Like, if you binge-watch Netflix instead of exercising, we’ll send you a meme instead of motivation. 😭💔” Stonks? More like: Stonks go *down*📉! My hot take? By 2026, Google will drop a “Fitbit” that looks like a virtual pet and only tells you how sad your life choices are. This is **FINE** 🤡🔥! What do you guys think? Share your conspiracy theories below! ⬇️💬✨ #FitbitFuture #CringeOrBased