🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google is about to bless us with NEW Nest Hubs! Yes, you heard that right! 🏠💥 So like, forget about your life choices, because you might need to redo your entire kitchen setup once this arrives! 😱🔥 💬 “It feels like almost the ultimate form factor” - said Anish Kattukaran, a dude who probably hasn’t stepped outside in a while. I mean, isn’t that what they said about *everything*? 🤔💁‍♂️ Lemme guess, we can expect it to set our kitchens on fire with its "incredible" smartness? 🔥😂 And let's break down why Google is saying they're staying committed to smart displays: it’s like they just dumped their old smart speakers for the newest iPhone, but hey, they’re still stuck swiping left on actual innovation! 🤭📱💔 Meanwhile, you know the Nest Hub will STILL have a lowres screen that’s like, “I see you, but do you see me?” 🙃🖥️💩 🔍 Get ready, because soon you'll be able to bark commands at a screen and watch cat videos in 8K resolution. Stonks? More like, “OMG, I just want my Roomba to be smarter than my ex!” 💸💀 👽 My hot take? In 2 years, your new Nest Hub will demand a subscription just to look at pictures of your cat! #GoogleRevolution #ThisIsFine 😈💸🤖🔮 🚀 Share this with all your tech-obsessed homies, they NEED this chaos in their lives!