🚨💰BREAKING: Google just dropped a NINE-BILLION DOLLAR bag in South Carolina, and it’s not even for a Slip 'n Slide! 💦🔧 That’s right, fam! 🤖💥 Google is leveling up their Berkeley County data center. You know, that place where they keep all the *cough* “data”? 💾🕵️‍♂️ #PrivacyWho? But WAIT, there’s more! They’re also building TWO new sites in Dorchester County! 🌋 So, if you’ve ever wanted to start a tech startup next to a data center, now’s your shot! 📈💥 When life gives you lemons, you make digital lemonade, right? 🍋🤑 🗣️ Developer Quote leak #1: "Honestly, I’d rather just invest in stocks. Stonks, baby! 📉🚀 But whatever, let’s hope this leads to a training program for getting AI coffee orders right." 😂☕ #Based And peep this: Google is also throwing dollars at energy affordability! 💡💸 Because nothing screams “sustainable” like a data center running on screams of server workers at 3 AM! 😱💻 #ThisIsFine In summary? Google’s headed to SC like it’s the next Silicon Valley, and I can’t help but think in 5 years, we’ll all be getting trained by robots made of sweet tea and fried chicken! 🍗🤯🔥 *Unhinged prediction alert:* By 2028, South Carolina will be the new tech mecca, and every office surface will be replaced by an endless buffet of mac and cheese! 😱💵👀 #YouHeardItHereFirst