🚨💰BREAKING: Google just dropped a *whopping* $15 BILLION* 💸 on a new AI hub in India because apparently they solved world hunger and are now onto world *DOMINATION*! 🦾🤖 That 1-GIGAWATT data center in Visakhapatnam is gonna be so powerful it'll probably start generating its own energy and turn into Skynet 💀. Meanwhile, India’s playing hardball and asking Google to chill on the tech monopoly vibes, but Google said “Nah fam, we bringin’ the *STONKS*” 🚀. 🤡 "We thought about investing in local tech, but AI is just so shiny" – *some anonymous Google engineer* 🤫🔥. And let’s be real, while the Indian government is like "Trust us, we got this," Google’s just lurking in the shadows like that one friend who always orders the *extra-large nachos* and takes credit for the entire party. So buckle up, because in 2030, the only thing more advanced than India’s AI might be its ability to dodge all these *cringe* U.S. tech dependencies! 🌌🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, Google will replace all major world leaders with AIs who only say “based” and “no cap” – and honestly, I’m here for it! Who else thinks that could actually be an *upgrade*? 😅