🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Google is about to throw $15 BILLION into India for a data center and AI hub because they think we ALL need more ways for them to watch us! 💰👀 Picture this: A 1GW data center in Andhra Pradesh, designed to crank out AI so powerful it might just start paying taxes. 📈💸 "I'm just saying, maybe this AI could run for office next!" said the imaginary Googler, Chad Nerdington. 🤖🗳️ Let's get this straight! Google has 14,000 employees in India—so you KNOW they’re about to unleash some serious brainpower. It’s like that Drake meme, where Drake's like, "no thanks" to low-key investments, but "YAS, QUEEN" to a massive, trending AI extravaganza. 💅🚀 And what’s the kicker? Indian government officials are over there sipping chai while Googlers are like, “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just vibing with our outdated memes, questioning life choices 🤡💀 🔥 Hot take: If the AI hub starts merging with the data center and creates a self-aware tech overlord, we might as well get ready for our new robot overlords! 🤖💀 May as well stonks that ticket to the future NOW! So, are we ready for GoogleVerse 2.0? Because I’m calling dibs on becoming a digital avatar. Who’s with me? 🥳✨