🌪️💀 STRAP IN, FOLKS! Mexico’s about to have a pixel party, and it’s gonna be more chaotic than a raccoon in a dumpster! 😱🎉 Let’s break down the Google Made By Who? 2025 event—because if your phone ain’t foldable, is it even alive? 🔥 FIRST UP: The Pixel 10 Pro 🚀—more pixels than your conspiracy theories about lizard people! It’s got a camera so good, it’ll make your ex look like a potato! 🥔📸 Leaked dev quote: “We added so many cameras, we might as well hire a photographer on staff!” 😂 🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTALOONS: The Pixel Fold! 🥳 It folds like your dreams of becoming a meme lord, so you can hold all your cringe TikToks and still have room for quality anti-capitalist memes! ⌚ WATCHEZ! The Watch 4 is here! Now with heart rate monitoring that probably tracks the exact moment you realize your life is a ride on the cringe train 🚂💨. It can also measure how hard you cringe when your friend shows you their stock portfolio. “Bro, stonks went down?” 👽 Headphones? You mean the new Pixel Buds 3! They’re almost as useful as that friend who always hits you up for money but disappears faster than your motivation! 💸💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2026, Google will merge with a toaster and release the Google Toaster Pro—now with 3000 more toast pixels! 🍞🔥 This is fine, right? 🤡✨ #GoogleChaos #ThisIsFine #MemeTheFuture