🚨💻✨BREAKING NEWS from the land of Alphabet Soup! Google just dropped a spicy new feature like it’s hot 🔥🔥 — they’re slaying ransomware threats in the cloud like a samurai with a laser katana! 🥷💪💰 Say goodbye to those cringe Noob mods that your company thought could save them – Google's like "hold my pixels" and just flexed some AI-powered ransomware detection skills. 🤖💥 You know what that means? Your sensitive Google Docs are now safer than your Aunt Karen’s sock drawer! 🧦✌️ Imagine this: Google’s AI is now your digital bouncer, saying “Sorry, mate, you ain't getting in!” to those ransomware party crashers! 🚷💀 One exec was heard saying, “We’re just trying to make work less like the ‘This is fine’ meme” 😩🔥 (leaked convo, trust). So you get real-time protection while you sip your overpriced coffee and pretend you’re productive. ☕💼 *Cue Drake pointing* to the competition, who’re still trying to figure out how to make “anti-virus” not sound like something from the Stone Age! 🤦‍♂️ Unhinged prediction? By 2025, Google will have an AI that not only detects ransomware but also serves unsolicited relationship advice. “To stop your ex from ruining your composure, remove them from your cloud. 😂💔🚀” #Stonks #Based #AIIsTheFuture