🚨💥 THIS JUST IN: Google’s throwing a free buffet of AI courses, and you’re invited! 🎉🤖💸 Yes, you heard that right! 3,000 shiny, sparkly courses to sprinkle some *knowledge confetti* on your sad, empty brain! 🧠✨ You can finally upskill in AI without selling your soul to the highest bidder! "Free?!" you say, *Drake pointing meme* 👈💸. But wait, is it a trap? 😱 This is fine 🔥🔥... or is it? Google can’t even keep their own privacy policies straight. 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just want people to learn… and also, we need more data. Lots and lots of data.” (but shhh, don't tell the users! 🤫) The courses are like a buffet at an all-you-can-eat tech convention—except half the dishes are undercooked and could give you the tech equivalent of food poisoning. 🤢💻💀 So, fam, will this give you a leg up in the AI race or just seal your fate as another mindless drone in the Google hive? 🐝💥 💡 Prediction Time: In five years, everyone will have a Google AI certificate, and we’ll all be competing in a dystopian rogue AIs battle royale. *Stonks* will crash, and we'll be like, “Why weren't we learning basket weaving instead?” 🌌👾🔥 Share this with your squad and let’s ride the meme chaos wave! 🌊💥