🚨💰BREAKING: Google just dropped $3 BILLION on hydropower!💦💸 Is this the Google Renaissance or just another episode of "Rich Tech Bros Buy Water"? 🤔 So, like, BEFORE they get all eco-friendly and save the planet, they’ll just get an unlimited supply of 💧𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖞𝖑𝖊 💧? Bro, I can already see Tim Cook shaking in his overpriced Birkenstocks, while Elon Musk is tweeting, "Hydropower? Pfft, try moonwater! 🚀🌌" LMAO! 🤡🔥 👀👀 Leaked quote from a developer at Google: "We’re totally not trying to buy the planet. Just a good investment, you know? 😅💀" Meanwhile, Brookfield is sitting back like, "Stonks go brrr! 💵💵 We just sold water to tech nerds who think they can save the world." To sum it up: Google embraces its inner *Dave Chappelle* and announces they’re the "Green Tech Lords" now. 🥳👑 But for real, can we stop pretending that a $3B water deal makes them eco-friendly? In 2025, I predict a massive drought… but Google is just gonna invent a new cloud service called “Hydr0Cloud™” and charge $99.99 for “premium rain” 😤💧. 🤯💪💣 Share if you’re ready for this chaotic future!