🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Google Drive Just Got a Glow Up💅✨ Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards because Google Drive just dropped a new “Suggested files” widget that’s *m3 expressive* or whatever, and honestly, I don't know what that even means. 🤡💀 Meanwhile, I’m just over here suggesting Google gets a personality! Like, we already hate the idea of our files being “suggested” to us—can we NOT make it feel like my files are judging my life choices? 😂 🦄💾 So, what’s this M3 Expressive nonsense? Sounds like the names of my least favorite student loans 🤖📚, but it’s supposed to make your file-finding experience more “intuitive.” Intuitive like when I accidentally delete the wrong file, right? Come on, bruh! 💀🔥 Leaked quote from an imaginary Google dev: “We figured if we made it look pretty, no one would notice it still can’t sort by date.” 🤯💸 Meanwhile, this is what the *new aesthetic* is giving me: Drake pointing at the trash folder saying “naw.” 😭 So, here’s my hot take: Google Drive will eventually suggest the very files you didn’t need, just to mess with you. 🤔💥 *Welcome to the future, fam!!* Wanna change the world? Change your file storage, but only if it’s *not* Google Drive. 😤💔