🚨🔥BREAKING: Google Drive just dropped a bomb 💣 on document scanning that’s faster than your grandma on a bingo night! 🕵️‍♂️💨 I mean, we’re talking about a NEW AI DOCUMENT SCANNER that makes your old one look like it’s running on dial-up! 🐌💩 According to our *totally legit* source, let's call him "Dave from Google Labs" (probably just a dude in a hoodie), “We wanted to make sure scanning your 47-page thesis on cat memes feels as smooth as butter on a hot pancake.” 🐱🥞 #Goals They’re rolling out a Material 3 Expressive UI that’s so shiny 😍, it could literally blind you (wear shades, fam)💥. This isn’t just an upgrade; it’s like going from a brick phone to a Tesla—NO CAP. ⚡🚗 Meanwhile, Microsoft Word is over there like, “This is fine” as it watches its users slowly lose their minds. 🤡🧠 🔥 Here’s the kicker, folks: since Google is flexing AI like it’s the 2020s version of *The Avengers*, they’ll probably make users *pay* for the privilege of scanning their grocery lists! 💸💰 🔥🔥🔥Unhinged Prediction: Within 5 years, every document will be scanned by AI, and if you don’t have a subscription, you might just have to handwrite your hot takes on paper! 😱✍️🗞️ Remember, if AI takes your job, just tell it “ok boomer” 😂✌️!