🚨💾🌐 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Google Drive *SUDDENLY* decided it's time to join the anti-ransomware squad and unleash some AI wizardry on our files! 🔮💥 No cap, they've trained their AI on more ransomware samples than your mom has memes in her Pinterest. We’re talking *millions*! 🥳🚀 Imagine this: your files are in danger, and here comes Google Drive, cape flowing, like “STOP! 🚫✨ I see HACKER VIBES.” It’s like a superhero who doesn't save the city but rather saves your vacation pics from being ganked! 📸🔥 Luke Camery from Google was like, “We built a specialized AI...” (LOL bro, we get it, you flexing). But let’s be honest, Google probably needed this feature because they were simply tired of hearing, “Hey, where's my file?” typed in frantic ALL CAPS. And guess what? This shiny new toy is rolling out as an open beta. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃💀 Just wait until it prompts you to restore your files to 2020... #2020LIT or nah? In STEAMING HOT TAKE territory: In a year, Google Drive will probably send emails claiming “your files are unsafe” – and NO, it won’t be another phishing scam! 🤡 To infinity and beyond, right? 🤖💰✨ #Stonks 💸 SHARE THIS Chaos!!!