🚨🖥️💀 BREAKING: Google Drive Gears Up to Fight Ransomware Like It's the Last Boss in a Video Game! 💰🎮 So, y’all remember that time hackers decided to throw a global party with *ransomware* as the theme? 🎉💸 Yeah, no cap, IT’S A WHOLE MOOD 😢. Mandiant dropped the tea ☕, saying that LAST YEAR (not even in the time of my parents) a whopping 21% of intrusion incidents were like "Hello, I'm RANSOMWARE, wanna dance?" 🤡💃 BUT WAIT! Google’s like "hold my virtual beer" 🍺🤖, and they just launched a dope new feature for Drive where artificial intelligence is about to detective-slay those nasty ransomware attacks before they even get to your files! Imagine your Google Drive going full-on Sherlock Holmes 🔍 with a side of *"This is fine."* Leaked Dev Quote: “We trained an AI to yell 'NOPE!' every time it sees a ransomware - we call it our ‘Walrus Defense’ 🦭" 😂🚀 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch as Google either saves our files OR sets off a meme-ified apocalypse. Either way, this is gonna be a wild ride. 🔥Hot Take: In 2030, we’ll have Google Drive equipped with an AI that will negotiate with ransom hackers like it’s Tinder dates—swipe left on threats, swipe right on security! 🤯✨ Let the future chaos commence!