Holy moly, Google Drive just dropped a *video editing feature* like it’s the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🔥📹💰 Say goodbye to your beloved editing apps and hello to... *drumroll* Google Vids, the new kid on the block that’s gonna make Premiere Pro users seethe in envy 💀🤡. You can now edit your cringe-worthy family vlogs RIGHT IN GOOGLE DRIVE! 😤💻✨ Just click that “Open” button when previewing your video, and voila! You can trim, add text, or slap on some sweet music like you’re the next TikTok superstar. 🎶💅 But wait—there's a catch! 🚨 Only the fancy pants paid users (yeah, you, corporate overlords) get access. Free users can keep pushing that “make a copy” button until the end of time. 😭🤑 One (imaginative) developer was heard saying: “We thought about giving everyone access, but then we remembered we like money.” *Based* 💵. So here’s the tea: Google is flexing like it just skipped leg day while the rest of us are still trying to edit our lives with a potato laptop. 🍟💔 *Hot take*: In 2024, Google Vids will sponsor influencer events, and suddenly “free editing” will cost more than your monthly rent. Get ready to sell your kidney. 🦠💉💀 Honestly, start saving your pennies. Stonks 💸, or should I say, "Stank"? 😂🔮✨